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Only found

It’s hard not to meet the letter x once you start. Let me tell you a little about my command lines, my control centres, my guided and given parameters. Or maybe not.

I am not your eye in the sky. Your urban police agent. I’m going off the urban piste.

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Let’s get back to the networked city. Seeing what you do, down there, walking your mutt. Sending it out for exercise. Monitored and tracked. I watch your bio-techno tethering gambolling down the street. And are you even watching. Who’s leading whom?

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The videoflash – as I direct some traffic near the waterfront – unleashes a whole range of thoughts. I go to autopilot and skip over to ‘Poised presence’ mode above networked suburbia.

What an urge to interrupt the choreography. I should be able to execute a ‘Biscuit drop’. Throw in a robotic rabbit, and speed up the motion to a whippet chase pace. Or use my meta intelligence, supersmart they say we machines will become, a singularity of views and synthetics, and just press ‘Yank’ in my mind, and stop that annoying barking. Or use my new ‘Wish’ function and hope for a simple release, and see if the labrador will find its own undetermined suburban current. Or follow the route well worn.

I am constantly interrupted by the swarm of associations in my self-authored ‘Off-piste olding pattern’ diversion algorithm. There’s an abductive library of links tickling my blades.

Donna Harraway loves her dogs.

I hope you do, app-driven dog walkers, couch-bound. I try a new command:

‘Here boy!’

But who am I calling? I see I have activated your voice command that is linked to the subcutaneous RFID tagged locator of your species companion.

The dog and the drone turn together, obediently.

No lost, only found.

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